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Little Johnny
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Author:  Daryl [ Fri Jan 25, 2019 12:44 pm ]
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Little Johnnie's neighbor had a baby.

Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.

When mother and new baby came home from

the hospital, Johnnie's family was invited over to see the

Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a

talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears.

His dad also told him that if he so

much mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or

even said the word ears, he would get the smacking of his

life when they came back home.

Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.

When Johnnie looked in the crib he said,

'What a beautiful baby.'

The mother said, 'Why, Thank you Johnnie.

Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful

little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes.

Can he see alright?'

'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor

said he will have 20/20 vision.'

'That's great', said Little Johnnie, 'coz he'd be screwed if
he needed glasses....'

Author:  YepYep [ Fri Jan 25, 2019 12:51 pm ]
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This is smart kid Jonny ~ :axe:

Sent from my LG cellphone

Author:  ejackyou [ Fri Jan 25, 2019 2:51 pm ]
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That One Really Got Me!
Laughed out Loud
(maybe the SSSkunk?)

Author:  Ace [ Fri Jan 25, 2019 10:13 pm ]
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Author:  silentman [ Sat Jan 26, 2019 11:04 am ]
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Kid's are getting smarter and smarter, They say, I'm not sure of this affirmation... :?

Author:  Edmonton<500 [ Sun Jan 27, 2019 12:11 am ]
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Or, for the really old members, what Art Linklater said. :wink:

Author:  Daryl [ Sun Jan 27, 2019 6:10 pm ]
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Murray, yes, they do! :wink:

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