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Author: | Daryl [ Fri Jan 25, 2019 12:44 pm ] |
Post subject: | Little Johnny |
Little Johnnie's neighbor had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears. When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's family was invited over to see the baby. Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears. His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he would get the smacking of his life when they came back home. Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely. When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful baby.' The mother said, 'Why, Thank you Johnnie. Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see alright?' 'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision.' 'That's great', said Little Johnnie, 'coz he'd be screwed if he needed glasses....' |
Author: | YepYep [ Fri Jan 25, 2019 12:51 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Little Johnny |
This is smart kid Jonny ~ Sent from my LG cellphone |
Author: | ejackyou [ Fri Jan 25, 2019 2:51 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Little Johnny |
That One Really Got Me! Laughed out Loud (maybe the SSSkunk?) |
Author: | Ace [ Fri Jan 25, 2019 10:13 pm ] |
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Author: | silentman [ Sat Jan 26, 2019 11:04 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Little Johnny |
Kid's are getting smarter and smarter, They say, I'm not sure of this affirmation... |
Author: | Edmonton<500 [ Sun Jan 27, 2019 12:11 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Little Johnny |
Or, for the really old members, what Art Linklater said. |
Author: | Daryl [ Sun Jan 27, 2019 6:10 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Little Johnny |
Murray, yes, they do! |
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