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The Land Called Scotland
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Author:  MacG [ Fri Jul 26, 2019 7:32 am ]
Post subject:  The Land Called Scotland

An Arab Sheik was admitted to Hospital for heart surgery. But prior to the surgery, the doctors needed to store his blood in case a need arose.

As the gentleman had a rare type of blood, it couldn't be found locally, so the call went out.

Finally a Scotsman was located who had a similar blood type. The Scot willingly donated his blood for the Arab.

After the surgery, the Arab sent the Scotsman as appreciation for giving his blood, a new BMW motorcycle, diamonds and a substantial sum of money.

A couple of days later, the Arab had to go through a corrective surgery.

His doctor telephoned the Scotsman who was more than happy to donate his blood again.

After the second surgery, the Arab sent the Scotsman a thank-you card and a box of Quality Street chocolates.

The Scotsman was shocked that the Arab did not reciprocate his kind gesture as he had anticipated.

He phoned the Arab and asked him: "I thought you would be generous again, that you would give me another motorcycle, diamonds & money... but you only gave me a thank-you card & a box of Quality Street chocolates."

To this the Arab replied: "Aye laddie, but I now have Scottish blood in ma veins".

Author:  57scott [ Fri Jul 26, 2019 1:51 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The Land Called Scotland

Och, Laddie! Good one!

Author:  leadslinger [ Sat Jul 27, 2019 7:36 am ]
Post subject:  Re: The Land Called Scotland

Speaking of Scotland... When we were in Afghanistan we flew the Nova Scotia flag.

A British solider walks by, while we were outside. Then asks us why we were flying a Scottish Saltire, and points at our flag. I said we're Nova Scotians, which means New Scotland.

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