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Points to Ponder
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Author:  MacG [ Thu Oct 03, 2019 8:51 pm ]
Post subject:  Points to Ponder

God must love stupid people; He made so many.

Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

Being 'over the hill' is much better than being under it!

Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up.

Procrastinate now!

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.

The trouble with life is there's no background music.

The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.

I smile because I don't know what the heck is going on

My wife and I divorced over religious differences. She thought she was God and I didn't.

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.

Author:  Edmonton<500 [ Thu Oct 03, 2019 9:44 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Points to Ponder

Ain't that the truth -in so many ways. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Author:  Daryl [ Thu Oct 03, 2019 10:44 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Points to Ponder

Oh yes:
I'm quite perfect, however some parts don't even work anymore & those that do
don't work well. Maybe I'm not perfect, but still have the ground under me,
instead of the other way around.

Author:  abslayer [ Fri Oct 04, 2019 5:06 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Points to Ponder

You talking about ME ????? LMAO 8)

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