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Author:  abslayer [ Sat Mar 06, 2021 1:17 pm ]
Post subject:  hmm

Stanley died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly.
The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two bestfriends, Cooter and Gomer.
The three men had always done everything together.
Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet,
Cooter said, 'Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over.'
The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said, 'Nope, ain't Stanley .'
The mortician thought this was rather strange.
So he brought Gomer in to confirm the identity of the body.
Gomer looked at the body and said, 'Yup, he's pretty well burnt up.
Roll him over.'
The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, 'No, it ain't Stanley '
The mortician asked, 'How can you tell?'
Gomer said, 'Well, Stanley had two assholes.'
'What? He had two assholes?' asked the mortician.
'Yup, we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say:
'There's Stanley with them two assholes.'

Author:  YepYep [ Sat Mar 06, 2021 1:36 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: hmm

[emoji38] So those two assholes recognized the dead body at last?!

Author:  silentman [ Sat Mar 06, 2021 6:28 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: hmm

Not sure they did at all...

SilentMan... :drinkers:

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