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Author:  abslayer [ Thu Jun 10, 2021 12:47 pm ]
Post subject:  good one

One morning a husband returns to the cabin after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.
 
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out, since it is such a beautiful day. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
 
Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says," Good morning, Ma'am, what are you doing"?
 
"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious"?)
 
"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.
 
"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."
 
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. I'll have to write you up a ticket."
 
"For reading a book"? she replies.
 
"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her again.
 
"But officer, I'm not fishing, I'm reading."
 
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to write you up a ticket and you'll have to pay a fine."
 
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.
 
"But I haven't even touched you," says the Game Warden.
 
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."
 
"Have a nice day ma'am," and he immediately departed.
 
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.
 
 

Author:  pistolero [ Thu Jun 10, 2021 3:40 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: good one

Nice :)

Author:  lauchlin [ Wed Jun 16, 2021 7:13 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: good one

:lol: :lol:

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