A youngman and an old lady go to a bakery. The youngman steals three buns and puts them into his pockets and leaves. He says to the old lady: “That took great skill and guile to steal those buns. The owner didn’t even see me.”
“That’s just simple thievery,” the old lady replied. “I’ll show you how to do it the honest way and get the same results.”
The old lady then proceeded to call out the owner of the bakery and says: “Sir, I want to show you a magic trick.” The owner was intrigued so he came over to see the magic trick.
She asked him for a bun and then she proceeded to eat it. She asked two more times and after eating them again the owner says: “Okay my good lady, where’s the magic trick?”
The old lady then said: “Look in the young man’s pockets.”
