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Author:  abslayer [ Sun Sep 12, 2021 10:43 am ]
Post subject:  Guilty

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I don't CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD?
 
WELL......YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE!
 
MY NAME IS ALICE SMITH AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DENTAL DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HIS wife FULL NAME.
 
 
SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY SECONDARY SCHOOL CLASS SOME 30-ODD YEARS AGO. COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN? UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT.
 
THIS BALDING, GREY HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS FAR TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE. AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK SECONDARY SCHOOL .
 
'YES, YES I DID. I'M A MORGANNER! 'HE BEAMED WITH PRIDE. 'WHEN DID YOU LEAVE TO GO TO COLLEGE?' I ASKED
HE ANSWERED, IN 1975. WHY DO YOU ASK?
'YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!' I EXCLAIMED.
 
HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY. THEN THE UGLY, OLD, BALD, WRINKLED, FAT ARSED,
GREY HAIRED, DECREPIT, NO GOOD FOR NOTHING ASKED..
 
'WHAT SUBJECT DID YOU TEACH
 

Author:  Dukemeister [ Sun Sep 12, 2021 11:22 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Guilty

Ouch. But yes. :lol: :lol:

Author:  MacG [ Tue Sep 14, 2021 6:26 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Guilty

Definitely had to pass that one along to my older sister. :twisted:

Author:  Daryl [ Tue Sep 14, 2021 9:58 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Guilty

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:axe: :axe: :axe: :axe: :axe: :axe:

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