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Author:  abslayer [ Mon Sep 20, 2021 1:43 pm ]
Post subject:  LOL

I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.

"Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears. "Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd cry. I can't stand to see a man crying."

"This is the worst day of my life," I said. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife with another man ... And then my dog bit me."

"So, I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all. I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in it and sit here watching the poison dissolve. Then you show up and drink the whole thing!

But, Hell, enough about me, how are you doing?"

Author:  Daryl [ Tue Sep 21, 2021 11:37 am ]
Post subject:  Re: LOL

LOL :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Author:  silentman [ Tue Sep 21, 2021 12:44 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: LOL

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Silentman... :drinkers:

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