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PostPosted: Sat Sep 25, 2021 4:28 pm 
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Brave, Smart Woman
Florida Woman Stops Alligator Attack Using a Small .22 cal Beretta Pistol:
This is a story of self-control and marksmanship by a brave, cool-headed woman with a small pistol against a fierce predator.
What's the smallest caliber that you would trust to protect yourself? Here’s her story in her own words: “While out walking along the edge of a pond just outside my house in the Villages with my soon-to-be ex-husband, discussing property settlement and other divorce issues, we were surprised by a huge 12-ft. alligator which suddenly emerged from the murky water. It began charging us with its large jaws wide open. She must have been protecting her nest because she was extremely aggressive. If I had not had my little Beretta .22 caliber pistol with me, I would not be here today!
Just one shot to my estranged husband's knee cap was all it took. The gator got him easily, and I was able to escape by just walking away at a brisk pace. The amount I saved in lawyer's fees was really incredible and his life insurance was a big bonus!"

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 25, 2021 6:26 pm 
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Ahahahahahahahaah..........I was reading this thinking "why the hell would she have a pellet gun on her?"

LOL good one!!!



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As soon as she mentioned divorce talk, I knew where this was going, LOL

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The investigator need to verify the relationship between the alligator and the wife~ [emoji38]

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The gator was probably in (how to say no to a free meal) with the wife, good one :lol: :lol:

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