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Author:  Normk [ Thu Sep 01, 2022 12:40 pm ]
Post subject:  Prison

A blonde woman visits her husband in prison.
Before leaving, she tells a correction officer: “You shouldn’t make my husband work like that. He’s exhausted!”

The officer laughs and says, “Are you kidding? He just eats and sleeps and stays in his cell!”

The wife replies: “That can't be right! He just told me he’s been digging a tunnel for months!”

As I was driving past a prison yesterday, I saw a dwarf scaling down the wall. Confused, I stared up at him and he sneered back. And I thought to myself, "Well that's a little condescending. "

The recaptured escaped prisoner asked a guard not to be angry with him.
The guard replied, "I'm not angry with you, I'm disappointed."
After all it's not good to let your guard down.

Author:  abslayer [ Thu Sep 01, 2022 5:45 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Prison


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