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An Englishman And An Irishman


An Englishman and an Irishman in two separate cars were driving down a lonely country road on a cold, misty night at 100 kilometers per hour. Neither men were being particularly careful, given the icy conditions, and the result was a terrible crash in which both cars were almost completely destroyed.

Miraculously however, both men survived.

The Irishman was the first to react:

'Jesus, Mary and Joseph, we're alive! It's a sign from God I think, that we should put aside the distrust between our two countrys and become best friends!'

'I agree!' Came the Englishman's ebullient response, who then pulled a small flask of whiskey from his pocket. 'Let's celebrate our new-found friendship with a drink!'

The Irishman took the proffered flask and downed half of it, before offering it back to the Englishman.

'No thanks,' Came his companion's reply. 'I think I'll wait till the police show up.'.

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My first thought exactly.

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Daryl