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A Scottish guy wanted a donkey for his young son....he spotted an advert for one for sale so went along to have a look at it.

When he got to the farm the farmer told him.

'I'm really sorry...I'm afraid the donkey died last night'...

'OK....so how much are yee asking for it'?

'Sorry? I just told you it's dead'!

‘Aye...I heerd yee...so how much d'yee want fer it'?

Very patiently the guy explains very slowly.

'The....donkey...is ...dead'.

'AYE...I heerd yee!...Look...I'll give yee $20.00 for it...noo is it a deal or no'?

So the farmer asks ( as you might ).

'what the hell are you going to do with a dead donkey'?

'I'll sell it'!...

'b..b...you can't sell a dead donkey'!

'Watch me'.

So he loads up the dead donkey and goes on his way.

A month or so later the farmer bumped into the guy at the local market.

'How did you get on with the Donkey'?

'I did very well...I got over $6000.00 fer it'!

'WHAT!? How the hell did you do that'!?

'I sold raffle tickets at $10.00 each...I sold 650 of 'em'!

'Sweet Jesus!...didn't anybody complain that the poor bugger was dead'?

'Aye...the guy that won did...so I gave him a refund'.

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Sums up marketing today.

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Best Wishes
Daryl