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 Post subject: Creative Putting
PostPosted: Tue Sep 12, 2017 11:36 pm 
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One day I accidentally overturned my golf cart.

Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out:
Are you okay, what's your name?"

"Its Phil and I'm okay thanks," I replied.

"Phil , forget your troubles. Come to my villa, rest a while and I'll help you get the cart up later."

"That's mighty nice of you," I answered, but I don't think my wife would like it."

"Oh, come on," Elizabeth insisted.

She was very pretty, very sexy and persuasive . . . I was weak.

"Well okay," I finally agreed, and added, "but my wife won't like it."

After a few restorative brandys, and some creative putting lessons, I thanked my host:

"I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be really upset."

"Don't be silly!" Elizabeth said with a smile: "She won't know anything.By the way, where is she?"

"Still under the cart......" I said.......

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 Post subject: Re: Creative Putting
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 Post subject: Re: Creative Putting
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 Post subject: Re: Creative Putting
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 Post subject: Re: Creative Putting
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Good one!

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