20 years?

[Normk]

An Englishman, a Scotsman, and a Northern Irishman all get sentenced to 20yrs in prison. They are allowed to take anything they wish with them. The English man takes with him 10,000 bottles of port, the Scotsman takes 10,000 bottles of whiskey and paddy takes 1,000,000 cigarettes. At the end of the sentence the Englishman staggers out and says that was the best 20yrs of my life, the Scotsman says exactly the same, paddy comes out and says “Have you got a light?”.

[Daryl]

LOL By that time, You'd think he'd be a non-smoker.