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[Normk]

A man and his wife are travelling through the United States, when they notice a sign telling them that the town they are entering is called Kissimee.
They quickly start arguing about the correct way to pronounce it. "KISS-a-me, " says the husband. "That's wrong, " says the wife, "The right way to say it is kis-A-me. " "Not necessarily, " says the husband, "It could also be kis-a-ME. "

Their argument continues as they enter town, and decide to stop to buy some lunch. After finding a suitable parking place, they head inside to the front counter to order their food.

The husband decides that this is a good opportunity to be proven right, and settle the argument with his wife. "Excuse me, " he says to the waitress at the counter, "My wife and I can't figure out the right way to pronounce the name of this place. Will you please tell us where we are, and say it slowly so that we get it right? "

"Sure, " says the waitress. "Buuurrrgerrrr Kiiinnnnggg. "

[Daryl]

Indeed.

[abslayer]

LMAO

[silentman]