WARNING WARNING -- CROSMAN 600 -- ACHTUNG ACHTUNG

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WARNING WARNING -- CROSMAN 600 -- ACHTUNG ACHTUNG

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WARNING WARNING!!! ACHTUNG ACHTUNG!!!

THE CONTINUED USE OF CROSMAN 600 PISTOLS IS WAY TOO MUCH FUN FOR THE COMMON MAN AND THEY COST WAY TOO MUCH TO FEED!!!!

EVERY OWNER IS INSTRUCTED TO SELL THEIR CROSMAN 600 PISTOLS IMMEDIATELY TO ROB FOR THE FLAT FEE OF CAD$50.00 EACH.

PLEASE SEND A PM FOR INSTRUCTIONS ON HOW TO PACKAGE & SEND THESE HEINOUS AIRGUNS!!!

WARNING WARNING!!! ACHTUNG ACHTUNG!!!

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#2 Post by razpizdiay »

hehe, nice try...
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#3 Post by KILLER-B »

Can't blmae a guy for trying :wink:

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#4 Post by airgunfun »

What do you mean 'nice try'? These guns are truly hazardous to house & home. Let me tell you....the CR600 will cause divorce, bankruptcy and maybe even syphilis. I'm providing a public service by allowing people to dispose of these terrible weapons and receive compensation...pretty darn good offer...don't you think?
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#5 Post by KILLER-B »

I'LL PAY $60.00 Send them to me :wink:

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#6 Post by razpizdiay »

looks like we have an auction with no sellers... i'll pay 75+shipping :-)
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#7 Post by airgunfun »

Just to prove my commitment to keep these guns off the street...I'm willing to up the ante to a crisp CAD$100 bill for each one.....mint in box of course. All in the name of public service...what a great guy I am! :-k
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#8 Post by sniper »

Hey Rob you're giving me an idea, I think I'll do the same to help out people
can I start with yours ....LOL...........
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#9 Post by airgunfun »

I appreciate the offer (I really do...) but, unfortunately, I can't be saved...it's just too late for me I'm afraid....I've been forever corrupted by the evils of that horrible little pistol. But you, my friend, have a chance to avoid this terrible calamity...avoid the CR600 like the plague!!!
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#10 Post by sniper »

airgunfun wrote:I appreciate the offer (I really do...) but, unfortunately, I can't be saved...it's just too late for me I'm afraid....I've been forever corrupted by the evils of that horrible little pistol. But you, my friend, have a chance to avoid this terrible calamity...avoid the CR600 like the plague!!!

.....LOL.........
I have mine is burning in the back burner ......
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