Ramblings

[scruffie]

Ramblings of a Retired Mind

I was thinking about how a status symbol of today is
those cell phones that everyone has clipped onto their belt or purse. I
can't afford one, so I'm wearing my garage door opener. I also made a cover
for my hearing aid and now I have what they call blue teeth, I think.

You know, I spent a fortune on deodorant before realized
that people didn't like me anyway.

I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing
husbands on beer cans!

I was thinking about old age and decided that old age is
'when you still have something on the ball, but you are just too tired to
bounce it.'

I thought about making a fitness movie for folks my age, and
call it 'Pumping Rust'.

I've gotten that dreaded furniture disease. That's when your
chest is falling into your drawers!

When people see a cat's litter box, they always say, 'Oh,
have you got a cat?' Just once I want to say, 'No, it's for company!'

Employment application blanks always ask who should be
notified in case of an emergency. I think you should write, 'A Good Doctor'!

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a
whole lot more as they get older. Then, it dawned on me, they were cramming
for their finals. As for me, I'm just hoping God grades on the curve.

"Enjoy your days and love your life
because life is a journey to be savoured."