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 Post subject: Cover Your Keyboard
PostPosted: Mon Mar 18, 2019 10:50 am 
If you have any coffee in your mouth, swallow it now.... :roll:

My wife hit me with this little gem this morning....

"If I was a plastic surgeon, I would put a squeeky-toy in every breast implant".... :shock:

Don't say I didn't warn you.... :lol:


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 Post subject: Pre Med
PostPosted: Fri Mar 08, 2019 6:51 pm 
A sophomore pre-med student was struggling with differential calculus (as many of us did).
He asked for a meeting with his advisor to discuss his options.
The young student vented to his advisor, “I want to be a doctor, I will never use calculus in my practice!
This is a waste of my time, calculus is useless!”

His advisor gave the student a knowing smile and replied,

“No, differential calculus is quite useful, it prevents ...

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 Post subject: Dogs
PostPosted: Fri Mar 08, 2019 10:14 am 

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 Post subject: A Murder of Crows
PostPosted: Thu Mar 07, 2019 11:35 am 
If those huge flocks of crows, hundreds or sometimes thousands, that you see gathering at nightfall are called a "murder" of crows....

What is a group of three crows sitting on a fence called?

(answer later to give you guys a chance)


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 Post subject: preferred parking
PostPosted: Mon Mar 04, 2019 10:40 pm 
at last...

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 Post subject: What's the Difference Between Clinton and Putin
PostPosted: Fri Mar 01, 2019 5:35 pm 
What's the Difference between Putin and Hillary?

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 Post subject: Ever feel like this?
PostPosted: Thu Feb 28, 2019 12:30 am 


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 Post subject: Can you pass a simple test for a new job?
PostPosted: Wed Feb 27, 2019 7:55 pm 
A bus driver had an ingenious plan to beat a mandatory drug test: He used his wife’s urine.
Nevertheless, he failed the test.
He found out when his boss handed him the results and reportedly said, 'Congratulations; you’re pregnant.'

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 Post subject: Stranger than Fiction - yes - it belongs here, I think.
PostPosted: Tue Feb 26, 2019 4:09 pm 
This one is better than any "Ripley's Believe It Or Not” article!

There are a bunch of wrong-doings here,the pointing, etc, but bear with it.

Anyone want to take a shot at the odds of this ever happening again?

For those who have served on a jury, this one is something to think about. Just when you think you have heard everything!

Do you like to read a good murder mystery? Not even Law ...

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 Post subject: That Second Opinion
PostPosted: Mon Feb 25, 2019 5:51 pm 
"Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone under my
bed at night."
So I went to a shrink and told him: "I've got problems.
Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared.
I think I'm going crazy."
"Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink.
"Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to ...

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