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Post subject: Terrible Accident Posted: Thu Mar 21, 2024 1:25 pm |
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The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers.
A lady stood and walked to the podium. She said, “I have a praise. Two months ago, my husband Tom had a terrible bicycle wreck, and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn’t know if they could help him.”
You could hear a muffled gasp from the men in the congregation as they ...
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Post subject: Man of few words Posted: Sun Mar 10, 2024 4:57 pm |
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Mildred, the church gossip, self appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business. Several members did not approve of her extra curricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence.
She made a mistake, however, when she accused Henry, a new member, of being an alcoholic after she saw his old pickup parked in front of the town's only bar one afternoon.
She emphatically told Henry and several ...
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Post subject: Friendship Posted: Sun Mar 10, 2024 4:38 pm |
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'Friendship Between Women': A woman didn't come home one night.
The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a girlfriend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it.
'Friendship Between Men' A man didn't come home one night.
The next day he told his wife that he had slept over at a buddy's house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends. ...
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Post subject: Bungee Jumping in Mexico Posted: Sun Mar 10, 2024 4:24 pm |
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Alice and Frank are Bungee-jumping one day. Alice says to Frank, you know, we could make a lot of money running our own Bungee-jumping service in Mexico."
Frank thinks this is a great idea, so they pool their money together and buy everything they'll need; a tower, an elastic cord, insurance, etc. They travel to Mexico and begin to setup on the square. As they are constructing the tower, a crowd begins to assemble. Slowly, ...
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Post subject: Potato Sack Race Posted: Thu Mar 07, 2024 4:02 pm |
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Did you know it was invented in B.C.?
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Post subject: Court Ruling.......Toronto Ont. Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2024 11:07 pm |
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Toronto Ont. (AP) - A seven year old boy was at the center of a Toronto courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him.
The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with the child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible.
The boy surprised the ...
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Post subject: Grandma's Boyfriend Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2024 10:34 pm |
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A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?"
Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy ...
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Post subject: Cremated Husband Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2024 10:29 pm |
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Martha recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home. Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the patio table.
Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking to him...."Herman, you know that dishwasher you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money!"
She paused for a minute tracing her fingers in the ashes then said, "Herman, remember that car you ...
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Post subject: Rye Bread Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2024 10:27 pm |
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Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning.
The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath.
The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.
The 87 year old said "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have ...
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Post subject: ROSES & HANGING BASKETS Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2024 10:26 pm |
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A teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this see-through blouse on and no bra.
Her grandmother just pitched a fi t, telling her not to dare go out like that!
The teenager tells her "Loosen up Grams. These are modern times. You gotta let your rose buds show!" and out she goes.
The next day the teenager comes down stairs, and the grandmother is sitting there with no top on. The teenager wants ...
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