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 Post subject: Cookie Recipe
PostPosted: Sat Apr 24, 2021 1:17 pm 
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Backside of mom’s gravestone. Every time someone asked for her cookie recipe, she said “Over my dead body”

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 Post subject: Team Player
PostPosted: Sat Apr 24, 2021 1:02 pm 
At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 9-year-old baseball players aside And asked, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?"

"Yes, coach", replied the little boy. "

Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?"

The little boy nodded in the affirmative.

"So," the coach continued, "I'm sure you know, when an out is called, you shouldn't argue, curse ...

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 Post subject: Golden Years
PostPosted: Sun Apr 11, 2021 10:45 am 
Leaving the Store, I couldn't find my Keys. They weren't in my pockets. Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I headed for the parking lot. My husband has scolded me many times for leaving my keys in the car's ignition. He's afraid that the car could be stolen.

As I looked around the parking lot, I realized he was right. The parking lot was empty. I immediately called the ...

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 Post subject: Are you
PostPosted: Fri Mar 26, 2021 12:43 pm 
Drinking more alcohol during quarantine?

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 Post subject: USS
PostPosted: Tue Mar 09, 2021 8:49 pm 
It had to happen.

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 Post subject: hmm
PostPosted: Sat Mar 06, 2021 1:17 pm 
Stanley died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly.
The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two bestfriends, Cooter and Gomer.
The three men had always done everything together.
Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet,
Cooter said, 'Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over.'
The mortician rolled him over and ...

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 Post subject: I could Watch This All Day
PostPosted: Mon Mar 01, 2021 6:03 pm 
JT being punched in the face by an old guy for 15 minutes.
He thinks he's a boxer. ... -4cAKBiPVg

This one is a better angle with music. ... t1Osb3Cww4

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 Post subject: $30 SHIRT!?
PostPosted: Fri Feb 26, 2021 10:36 am 

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 Post subject: Puzzle
PostPosted: Wed Feb 17, 2021 5:22 pm 
On a flight out of LaGuardia two nuns - Sister Kate and Sister Anna - working The NY Times crossword puzzle. Two business colleagues are sitting directly behind them, working on the same puzzle.

The first man says: “Say, Fred. I need a 4-letter word ending in ‘IT’, and the clue is ‘birdcage droppings’. Can you help?”

Fred says: “Try GRIT. It’s what drops the bottom when a bird cracks open a seed.”

Sister Anna ...

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 Post subject: Chinese Doctor
PostPosted: Mon Feb 08, 2021 5:58 pm 
A Chinese Doctor can't find a job in a Hospital in the US he opens his own clinic and puts a sign outside 'GET TREATMENT FOR $20 - IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100.'

An American lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic.

Lawyer: "I have lost my sense of taste."

Chinese: "Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth." ...

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